1. A definitive list of demands
I demand the right to a clean breakfast bowl in the morning. None of that sticky gone-sour milk sticking to the bottom in a ring.
I demand a man-flap. This is very similar to a cat flap, or a dog flap, but as the name suggests, it's for men. Maybe I'd need to fit a woman-flap after a while, unless I decide to be gay. But there's no reason i should have to operate my front door like a human, when my cat can enter much easier. It's speciesist.
I demand a beer delivery service. It'd be sort of like a prostitution service doubled up with beer delivery.
A well fit bird would deliver me beer in the back of a non-beer-shaking-up van. I kind of need a drawing.
Let me make one.
Okay, here:
Just like that.
That's all I demand. Those three things by noon, and I won't kill anyone.
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I demand a man-flap. This is very similar to a cat flap, or a dog flap, but as the name suggests, it's for men. Maybe I'd need to fit a woman-flap after a while, unless I decide to be gay. But there's no reason i should have to operate my front door like a human, when my cat can enter much easier. It's speciesist.
I demand a beer delivery service. It'd be sort of like a prostitution service doubled up with beer delivery.
A well fit bird would deliver me beer in the back of a non-beer-shaking-up van. I kind of need a drawing.
Let me make one.
Okay, here:
Just like that.
That's all I demand. Those three things by noon, and I won't kill anyone.
2. A definitive list of threats
We, the Magnificent Forums of Krisk0 and bilk0, threat to
a) stay here
b) spam
c) stare you in the eye 'till they start to bleed
d) provoke all the animals of the world to join the army
e) form a solid resistance against the forces of darkness (i.e. CDA)
f) make more evil-sounding plans
And more important, we 0i9f opksd 0324 098 öèO*ç£*ç£ % *£*"% £O *%£O*%£*%PO* *%ç*%* $£P? @#@° #§°´}}@#°
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a) stay here
b) spam
c) stare you in the eye 'till they start to bleed
d) provoke all the animals of the world to join the army
e) form a solid resistance against the forces of darkness (i.e. CDA)
f) make more evil-sounding plans
And more important, we 0i9f opksd 0324 098 öèO*ç£*ç£ % *£*"% £O *%£O*%£*%PO* *%ç*%* $£P? @#@° #§°´}}@#°
